Listen, pirate bean)
Chu are gonna have to get used to wearing these if you wanna look like a normal hooman being)
Because you can’t go walking around in clothes that are from 2582 centuries ago 🙄✨)

Sebby: *beannn*
*idk what to put hereee*

William: *do be feeling weird bc he’s never fucked anyone, and this is making him uncomfortable, and he still has a bonerrr-*
*slooowly moves his hand forwards, and rubs towards the base of Winston’s carrot slightly*
...hmn...
*"if he wants me to stop, he’ll tell me.."*