Sebby: *takes ze pants, putting them back on the rack*
*laughs slightly at him, shaking his head*
Did they not fit right, or did you just hate them in general-?
*sarcastically*
Or we could just make you try on a skirt.

William: *slowly rubs up and down his carrot, and thrusts deeply but gently*
*do be managing to keep himself mostly quiet*
...m-mnh~...