[Intro: Painty the Pirate]
Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, captain!
Oh!

[Chorus: Painty the Pirate, Kids, & Both]
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

[Bridge: Painty the Pirate, Painty the Pirate & Kids]
Ready?!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

[Outro: Painty the Pirate]
Ah-hah
Hahaha
Ah-hah, hahaha