ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪғᴇ ɪᴍ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ... ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ғᴇᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ... ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴍᴜ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀʜᴛ... ɪғ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ ᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛs ᴡɪʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ... ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴛᴇᴅ... And judged...