My name is Artsy. Riptide gave me a 100 dollar check for my birthday, I was soooo happy.
But then 1 chef told me I could use that money to invest in a company with him.
He said he could double my money in 1 afternoon. But then he kidnapped me and shaved
my head. Then he told me he would take me to New Mexico. And that is why im now
in New Mexico.