*stubs toe so hard the table leg comes out and the table smashes my foot making me fall back and hit my head on a counter making the house shack making the ceiling fan fall on my chest impaling me and braking the wood planks under me making me fall through in to the basement and be smashed in to the water boiler burning me alive and making it broke boiling my skin and cutting me In half with the metal as my top half falls to the ground it falls on top of me*…