I hope ur dick gets snipped off

I hope ur grandma falls down the stairs and breaks her knees and scrapes her ankles

I hope ur crush sucks another man's dick

I hope ur parents turn gay and divorce each other

I hope ur fav person poison u

I hope ur pets run away and get hit by a car then survive and u get arrested for letting ur pet outside

I hope ur milk is hard when u want to eat cereal

I hope ur siblings move out and leave u to live in ur moms basement

I hope ur breakfast, lunch, and dinner is burnt

I hope ur uncle rapes u

I hope ur oranges are yellow