Okay i see a juicy one sooo
I was next to my crush in school (before covid)
And our desks were next to each other so i bashed my eyelashes at him and i accidentally farted so loud the whole class and my crush stared at me even the teacher and the teacher said ...
Well looks like someone pooped there pants today. Huh? Hopefully that will impress your crush? And that was the MOST embarrassing time of my LIFE