Dude Green Inferno is such a family friendly movie 😌😌💕💕 (Spoilers in the description)

Dude just look up ‘Alejandro Green Inferno’ and then ‘Cr1tikal’ and tell me that they actually look different 😑😑 newsflash: they fcking don’t.
Plus Alejandro, previously named “PedoStacheTheGoodTimeRuiner”, just jackin it in a cell with the dead body of their friend just makes it more Cr1tikal lmao. The jacking off part, not the dead body part 😄
Also, they killed off Let’s Go Lesbians which was kinda rude ngl.
ALSO ALSO FUCKING JONAH THE GOOD BOY IL HIM SM AND THEY FUCKING CHOPPED HIM UP ALIVE WTFFFF, I guess Orange(Get’sNo)Head got eaten alive but after like the first inch of his dick was showed on screen for no fucking reason while I was eating (almost threw up wtf) for no goddamn reason I just kinda didn’t vibe with him.
Fr tho ‘bouttta watch this gorey ass shit w/ my equally gore-loving friend R 💞💞 missin her thru quarantine 😭😭💕