Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there, so please extract yourself from existence

The teacher asks you a question and you say "let me think..." But you lack a certain "quality" which begins with the letter b, can you guess it?

You think you're the center of the universe, but we all know the difference between you and the center is the center has a core

You think you're comedy but every time you make a joke everyone grabs a pillow, just like how you when someone asks you what you identify as and when you start talking they get a chair

Oh I see, you're one of those lonely 10 year old poly ai users who think they're cool and funny but fail to even get their parents attention and at night when he's singing to a little bug in his bedroom while dressed up as Alasten his abusive drunk stepfather comes in and beats him

This is the only time I'm even normal with you saying that which is crazy

What????

Ah

Why tf does that translate to "the community"

Beeshniga

Good impact framework

Oh dayum

Keep going dude

hi

Negawaaat

Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Verón
Suárez, van Basten, Gianluigi Buffon
Xavi, Iniesta, Drogba, Hazard
Tevez, Schweinsteiger, Steven Gerrard
Alessandro Del Piero, Neymar, Forlán
Özil, Nakata, Jean-Pierre Papin
Ballack, van Persie, Beckham, Giggs, Scholes
But the strongest of them all
ZINEDINE ZIDAAAANE, ZINEDINE ZIDAAAANE

J'sais plus si j'suis gaucher ou droitier
Je tire des deux pieds, Ousmane Dembélé
J'sais plus si j'suis gaucher ou droitier
Je tire des deux pieds, Ousmane Dembélé 🪩 🇫🇷

Passement de jambe, crochet à gauche, à droite, Kylian Mbappé
Accélération, virgule, petit-pont, frappe, Kylian Mbappé🔥

Mon Seigneur

Why is his index longer than his middle