Like damn jabba the hut, you that fat for a school class photo they needed two separate photos, one of the class, and one of you

You’re a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, if anything good happens to you honestly I don't care and hope it happens to me

Someday you’ll go far. And I really hope you stay there, so please extract yourself from existence

The teacher asks you a question and you say "let me think..." But you lack a certain "quality" which begins with the letter b, can you guess it?

You think you're the center of the universe, but we all know the difference between you and the center is the center has a core