tina snow
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Are my parents strict OwO
* If I'm ever caught thinking about the concept of a female, I'm waterboarded (i wasn't even supposed to find out what those were until 18.)
* No gf until I'm 8 googolplex years old
* 3.456e-21 minutes of screentime every day (my only apps are the clock and the weather app)
* They gave me a tracking implant that, if it's ever surgically removed, detonates a c4 charge placed inside my skull
* Mandatory body checks every time I enter the house
* My room is made up of 10 feet thick, lead-lined, reinforced industrial concrete and the windows are iron bars
* My parents make me pay for my meals with scrip I earn from doing chores.
* My greatest fear is cockroaches, so any time I act up they throw me into a specially-designed chamber filled with cockroaches for 1 hour, followed by a 30 minute session of waterboarding.
* the house is guarded by 3 sniper towers strategically placed around the yard
* my yard's fence is made of 10 foot high reinforced concrete with razor wire at the top
* No music, TV, smiling, laughing, moving, breathing, or sneezing.
* The only food I'm allowed to eat is a nutritionally optimized slurry of ATP and glucose
* I've never been more than 10 feet away from outside my yard, after which point I was forced into a year in a sensory deprivation chamber where I was intravenously fed and injected with paralysis agents, while floating in a completely dark room in a tank of water.
* My room is filled with a thin mist of heroin so I suffer fatal withdrawl symptoms if I'm out of my room for more than about an hour.
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