Mini muffin
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Hi I'm mini muffin
Clemintine is my pet bearded dragon however I don't own her, i call her celmi but to most, she is known as liderd........
She is a 3000 year old all powerful being who puts on a rouse of being cute and dumb I love her and tbh somtimes she is dumb but she's learning dark magic.
She also is the leader of what is know as "cult of the liderd" if you were to be in this cult she will protect you and keep you safe, eas h new member is welcomed with open arms. All she asks for in return is to not be misgendered as male, for you to call her pretty, and to give her hoʻrned worms.
She speaks in sighnlanguage since she can't speak but she can be highly intervention when she wants(she once built a device that allowed her to speak but sadly it exploded)
#respecttheliderd
#cultoftheliderd
#liderd
Spread those
(Ik I'm taking this liderd ting to seriously but I'm in to deep help)
There are also tears to the cult, lowest tear, you don't call her ugly and give her bugs when they are found.
Medium tear, you call her pretty when you see her and think she looks nice, and you search for bugs.
Highest tear, you make her art call her pretty when you see her and buy her high tear bugs.
All tears are protected, however if many are in danger at once she will try to go for her high tear followers first
Highest ranked: zeze, she often includes clemi in fanart, she is considered clemis aunt since they are close they enjoy vomiting crime sprees. Zeze calls her pretty often and likes doing makeup with liderd. Zeze buys clemintine the highest tear of worms
Owwy the weirdo, she also includes clemi all the time they get in friendly arguments and joke fights often but they live each other, owwy is also like an aunt to clemi they are less close at the moment though, owwy dosnt often say it but when she thinks nesasary she tells clemi how pretty she is, and when clemi shows any sight of hunger owwy teams up with zeze to bring clemi baquets of her favorite foods (somtimes they sneek the blood of her enemyss as a sauce)
Hypno tooth: somtimes finds clemi bugs and typicly finds some of her favorites. She also draws clemi often and knows the cults rules she helps clemi with murder sprees all the time. Clmei loves her:) she also thinks clemi is very pretty
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