UwU

*[BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR]* FBI OPEN UP- (Mk I just died-)

Noob: .... *Quietly uses his shadow magic and steps back into the Netherrealm* (and that’s my exit since my mom’s gonna get mad at me soon lmao-)

Noob: What the f- is that- {Insert surprised pikachu face but edgier here}

(Noob is so scared and confused at the same time lmaoooooooo-)

Noob: *Internally screaming as chaos ensues* I am f I n e, I am fine, I am completely fine-

*Noob Saibot casually sitting in an office chair with his elbows on the table* D o n ‘ t . (You know what to use if you know what he looks like and he hate s that joke so damn much-)

But this music is already life-

Axo: What iN HE lViNgMOthEr oF ThE HOly REpTies-

*Announcer drops his voice down from the sky* YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOUR FAVORITE EDGE LORD OF MK11 IS AND THE GUY WHO KILLED HIM AYYYYYYYY-“

*walks in casually holding a beer* Aye wassup what’d I miss-

Kitana: *180’s And leaves 1.80 seconds later after questioning the fIASCo*

Kitana: WHaT In tHe eDenIan fUcK Is A THReE DiCK fIASCo-

Kitana: surE YOU WERE BUT I NEED BETTER P R O O F - (It’s said to this day that we can hear an Axolosaurus wheezing into the depths of he-)

Kitana: *BUSTS DOWN THE DAMN FOURTH TARKATAN WALL* ALRIGHT WHO THE [Cory’s Duck noise] DID THAT-

[Activates Kitana catches a whiff of a Tarkatan fart]

so uHm-

w0w >w>

Oooo nice oWo

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