Ivan: *gets up then falls on the ground and cracks his face* ((Yes he can crack his face))

Ivan the iPad: hello!

Ivan: well that broke the silence

Ivan: *draws on iPad* :D

Ivan : *smiles back*

Ivan: :0

Ivan: *walks over to mp3* play me some beats

I crawled out your ass

Ivan the I pad: drawing on anime maker

((Hell yeah ivan the I pad))

Is an I pad a consul

Can I be an I pad

Ps 4?

When you accidentally knocked over a vase and some wired powder comes out

Father, what shall we do

Yellow

I

Yes father please *bows*

Be my father

No