Australians in the emu war be like:

I don’t know a lot but I think her laying on your lap, and saying your pretty is some good signs wink wonk

America:*stands in front of canada*

Oh then it’s pretty good

America: wtf

Okay I’m fucking blind because that says Grey not fucking dirty I’m retarded and blind wtf is my brain on?

Mad lad

Calling me a dirty blue blob is a compliment I’ve never herd before

America: USA,USA,USA

America: you treat her better than you treated US!

;~;

I’m sorry you look like a 30yr old grandma

NEVER oh wait I’m broke

NOOOOOOO ITS TAKING ME NOW!!

LO.

Same

Dare me to do it at like 1am

Oml

And you just woke up?

America: sup bro