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WTF

Sure?

HE RAPED A BABBY

Pfft

America: hello, I see you everyday so idk why your saying hello

Thank you

Famous words ;-;

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America: god Danm it

B Ö R K -Sweden

America: No I’m not *puts beer down* I dont drink a lot

America: pfft n-no I didn’t I never do that

“The moon of Jupiter”

America: who theft the liquor cabinet open?

I’m retarded Alaska’s a girl

So no head? *throws phone one ground* *jumps on skateboard*

XD i would think that Alaska sorta leans more to Russia’s or USSR because the US bought her or him