E N D E R M A N

America: you know we let nobody sleep with the oil,and okay EVERY ONE O U T Except viet he can stay :>

BOOMNOOMBOOM I CANT STIP SINGING THIS BLOODY TUNETUNETUNE

IM JUST RETARDED

SHHHH imma go cry in my box now

ITS A FUCKING BOP

Night

America: *spooked*

I’m blasting Minecraft radio on Pandora and it’s hella nice

S. T. O. N. K. S

Taiwan: *looks at Philip*

NATO: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE//America: o h g o d *hugs viet* s a v e me// NATO: EESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NATO: AGH WTF *grabs broom and strikes USSR in the face then screeches and runs out*

America: you drunk? No going to hell

I’m a dude but okay

E s Y

America;*picks up Philip* no thanks

America: wtf// NATO:*walks in* WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

America: god damn it who called her?

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