Peter: what's so funny?

Oh! He's in a lot of my animations. He's the big one with the scarf

Me: -karate kicks the door and cries falling over- you try Amber...

Oh my god -face palms- what else did he do when he was over at your house

Me: -sarcastically- GOOD FOR YOU JOE. Peter: sure! Maybe. What's it made out of

He thinks it's a kind of fruit

Ah yes. Peter has yet to mature. He doesn't even know what a dildo is

Peter: -points to an entrance- does this look big enough? Maybe if I suck my gut in I can do it. -looks at Amber-

I have Peter to take care of he's basically an overgrown child

(Hoe omg I'm crying) Peter: it's not my fault I like sweets! Me: umm -looks around- tell me if you find one

-sits down- so -cough- what's up

-snorts and pats you- sorry bud

Me: well umm. -sweats- there may be one. Come help me find one big enough.

Peter: -squeaks and falls to the ground- NUUUU

Red, give Peter a piggy back ride. Peter: woo!

D-do you need to talk about it

(XD I'm crying) Peter: NEVER!! -slows down and pants-

Me: -reaches over to smack Peter but thinks twice- Peter: so is there another entrance?

You poor soul -coughs- 10 if you count Peter

What's wrong?