*LIVE

I’m bak Srry I had to feed my chickens (I love on a farm)

Hol up I gtg do sometimes rq

Oh shiz aight

I think I’m winning

Roses are red
I’m a bit lonely
Come to my bed
And I’ll b ur homie

I got that one from Deadpool XD

If your left leg is is Christmas, and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can I visit you between the holidays?

I’m eating nothing, but if you’d like I could have your snack later ;)
PFFT

XD

Is your name google? Cuz you have everything I’m searching for XD

XD eggs

Are you a loan? Cuz you have my interest XD

Pfft

I woke my brother from laughing

Roses are red
I am white
Get in the bed
Let’s call it a night
XDD

Are you the stars? Cuz I could stare at you all night long

Not flirting, just a joke;
Some people are an awful lot like slinkies, completely pointless, but boy do they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs

WAIT A SEC!!

XDD panda oml