Gg

Yay

Wait before u go eggs who won??

*gurl
But still XDDD

I think your my math homework, cuz your hard and I’m doing you on the desk XDDDDD
Please someone stop me XDD

I can’t stop laughing and my fam is starting to think I’m insane XDD

Are you my curtains, cuz I’d love to open you up
XDDDD

Well butter my biscuit and call me 1979 cuz I’m in a Great Depression -WhEeZe-

Same XD

XD panda Oml

So can I *lenny face* XDD

XDDD someone kill me plz

The difference between me and Chick-fil-A is that I’m open even on Sundays

Did you grow up on a farm? Cuz you look like you raise a good cock
SOMEONE KILL ME XD

XDDD

Dad joke

PFFT

I swear I’m dying XDD

What have I gotten myself into... oh yeah, you ;)
Pfft I’m dying XD

Ok
Roses are red
I’m not that high
Come to my bed
And I’ll rub your thighs