Sebastián: *nono say anything, and just continues sipping le bottle*
*thinking bc he doesn’t have much else to do*
...

Lmao-)

Mike: *smol chuckle at him, and sighs softly*
You should really get some cooking lessons sometime...
*le boop*
I’m not always going to be able to make dinner, y’know.

Sebastián: *smol, quiet chuckle*
I can’t help myself... people are interesting...
*smol sigh, and takes another sip*

Mike: *laughs slightly at that, and smirks a lil more*
*bean be mEssing with him*
Well then, that’s one way to figure out you have the cooking talent of a sea sponge... you couldn’t even boil an egg...??

Sebastián: *no look up at him, and sighs quietly*
Alright then, I apologize for asking...
*bean just goes quiet, and continues sipping le drink*

Mike: *smol chuckle as well*
Yeah... just something about yourself or something you’ve done that’s embarrassing for you, and you haven’t told anybody...

I’m literally just looking up random questions online bc I don’t want to thiNk-)

Mike: *le smol smirk/smile, and stares at him*
*cUrious, bc he’s like that*
Well...?

Sebastián: *chuckles a bit at that, and sips a lil more of his bottle*
Hmph... alright then, sorry amigo... I won’t chug another bottle like an idiot.
*glances around a lil, thinking, den at le deck*
Do you think there’s anything out there that could cure your brother’s mental condition...?

Lmao-)

Mike: *le smol chuckle at him, and thinks for a moment*
Hmph... do you have a strange or embarrassing secret you’ve never told anyone...?

Sebastián: *rolls his eyes slightly at him, and chuckles*
Ah, I wouldn’t throw up on the deck... I’d do it overboard, I have manners...
*sippp*

Mike: *smol smirk as well, and thinks for a moment*
Hmph... anything that involves a tongue, really... and being blindfolded...
*smol chuckle*
I’m a lot more sensitive when I can’t see what the other person is about to do...

Mike: *le thinks for a moment, then chuckles quietly*
*pokes him slightly*
Well, if you don’t know... then I guess we’ll just have to try out a few things sometime...

Sebastián: *smol sigh at that, and takes a smaller sip*
Fine then...

Mike: *le smol chuckle, and unnoticeable smirk*
Yeah... like things you like the most in bed...?
*dood still be hugging him, bc he no wanna move*

Sebastián: *slowly stops chugging it, taking a few deep breaths*
*shaky chuckle*
A-aww... I was only halfway done with the bottle...

Mike: *rolls his eyes slightly at him, chuckling quietly*
With your luck, I would’ve just taken off your pants instead...
*thinking, and smirks a lil at him*
Hm... do you have any kinks...?
*"if you do, imma use them agAinst chu eventually-"*

Sebby: *nono notice that he stopped, and just keeps chUgging it, choking on it slightly, lmao-*
*dood be struggling*
...

Mike: *blushes slightly at that, lmao, and looks back at him*
*le smol mumble*
...I wasn’t wearing a shirt... I used that to try and clean up an alcohol spill I made-
*lmao, this is kinda embarrassing for him but it’s funNy-*

Sebastián: *blinks at him, den chuckles*
...hmph.
*starts chugging his as wEll, bc he’s drunk and wants to race dis guy, lol*

Smh-)

Mike: *considers that, and chuckles quietly, glancing away*
*somewhat jokingly*
...hm... well, I’ve fucked you in the bathroom stall, but you already know that...
*le thinking*
One time, I threw up on the bartender... and then tried to clean it off of him by taking off my pants and soaking it up... ig that was pretty stupid...
I was kicked out of the bar for that...