Y’all know any ghosts?

*eats ghost gushers*

Excuse me I need to mentally break the mafia boss that shot me

Ghost me: oh I’m dead cool

You’ll.... never..... get..... the piz- *bleeds to death*

*shot by mafia*

OK IM GETTING A GUN wish me luck, the mafia will not avenge their pizza

I NEED A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL IMMEDIATELY

Does anyone have a teleportation device?

F*** they locked the door

GOTTA GO RUN FROM THE MAfIA BYE

Russian mafia boss: Waer eez muy pizzerias?
OH F*** THeY FOUND ME

Ok the pizzas done

Ok only pizza for me then

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I have a pizza that I took from the Russian mafia who wants some

*ahem*

Ship

*wet hands intensifies*

I don’t really see a reason not to

F

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