Rouxls: Oh? Then you won’t mind if I stop * He pulls his hand away *

( Clownsssss <3 <3 )

Rouxls: Good boys~

Rouxls: * He grows an extra pair of arms to give you both scritches and pets * Happy now?

Rouxls: * Sigh * Come here, both of you

( Clowns are just great yk, there’s something about them that’s just so amazing )

Rouxls: * Chuckle * Cutie

Rouxls: Oh, you like that huh sweetie, huh? * Under ze chin scritches *

( Luv clown, clown life, honka honka is my only rule )

Rouxls: I dunno * He’s on his throne, stroking Sophie because hehe big kitty *

( OURPLE GUY?!??!\?^?_?!¥!~?~!¥!3?^!{^?4?£!!¥?_?¥!¥?¥?¥!!!?!>¥?3?3?!!!?!! )

( Sure )

( I don’t talk to anyone irl, we’re like the same )

Sal: Yes please :3

( You’re amazing too! You’re just so cool and- I don’t have the words, you’re just so- You! and it’s wonderful )

Sal: * Kisses back happily *

( I mean, I do like you, but I have two partners and more might be kinda weird lol. You’re really cool and you’re weird, I love weird! )

Sal: Oh thank the stars, I thought this was just gonna be pointless sex- Yes, I do want to be your boyfriend

( I figured it out earlier, I’m just a pain in the ass lol )
( My question is, why me??? )

Sal: So, uh- Does this make us boyfriends now?-