( How about Rouxls divorcing Harper bc he accidentally killed a bug on the wall XD )

Rouxls: Thank you. * He sighs and finally seems at peace, he was a lil uptight before *

Rouxls: You promise me you’ll wait until you’re older?-

( You want him to see his daughter die and become a plant… that would literally kill him. He’d ban Harold from the planet and then he’d die )

Rouxls: Thank you-

Rouxls: You think that now but you’ll see. Just please listen to me about this, I don’t want you with him. You can do whatever you want when your older, but don’t hurt me like this now-

Rouxls: But you won’t listen because he’s the love of your life and such a t8mid boy would never break your heart! Oh yes he would. I know for a fact the moment another pretty girl comes a long and he gets to know her he’ll start spending less time with you, he’ll say “Oh! She’s just a friend! Isn’t she so cool?!” And he’ll keep it up until he barely tells you hi when he sees you. And the moment you ask about it, he’ll say he thought you were already broken up. Because he’s with that other girl. He’ll get older and get more confident, a bigger ego, he’ll get selfish and only want what makes himself look cool. He may be shy and nerdy now, but it won’t be that way for long! BECAUSE OH YEAH RICHARD, YOU THINK HE’S SO COOL, WHY DONT YOU JUST ADMIT YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE!! GO DO YOUR DUETS WITH HIM!!! I BET HE’S SOOO GOOD WITH HIS STUPID FLUTE!! CELLO AND FLUTE ARE PERFECT TOGETHER!! SAID LITERALLY NOBODY EVER!!- * Realizes what he’s just done * ._. I’m sorry-

Rouxls: I’m sorry- But you’re a child- I don’t want you to be in love, I want to know you’re out having fun and not suffering in silence every time you’re away from him. And I don’t want you to imagine your wedding with him and how devastated you’ll be when your husband and his boyfriend buy a boat and sale away to Rome! And I don’t want you to think of how you’ll kill yourself quickly if he dies first!! * You have the feeling those are all things he’s done- *

Rouxls: No no! It’s not your fault- don’t be sorry- I- I didn’t mean to scare you I just- Oh god, I’m horrible-

Rouxls: Y-Yes Ruby?- * Smol sniff *

Rouxls: Oh my god I’m so sorry- * He backs away, almost crying *

Rouxls: I- Did I scare you?-

Rouxls: * Goes to inspect it * Suspicious-

Rouxls: DO NOT EVER MENTION HIM AGAIN. E V E R.

Rouxls: Not falling for your tricks, young lady, you are not going to date that boy. EVER.

( Rouxls doesn’t ship it XD )

Rouxls: There can always be more! And I want to stop you two from being together, this is the nicest way I can do it. Would you rather me force his family to move so far away not even Gaster could find them?

Rouxls: Okay, but if he were your brother then they’d know that he could get the king to absolutely destroy them. One of these days he won’t be able to protect the Princess and will have to get help. That’s where I, the literal god that is king, come I

Rouxls: Noooo Harper!! * Laughing, but once he calms down he sighs then perks up* Oh? He likes bugs?! What a perfect FATHER-SON BONDING EXPERIENCE * He’s not letting up lol *

Rouxls: I don’t like him enough to let you crush on him. Now, don’t try to drag this out, you know how upset your mother gets * Trying not to laugh *

Rouxls: That boy’s more of a nerd than your mother is. * Yes he called him the mom, it’s funny * And i think that I should adopt him

Rouxls: I don’t know, I mean, he’s pathetic. I could turn him into a proper young man. If his parents don’t straighten up I might just adopt him myself * He laughs *