Mtt: TRY ME. * Blasts you with a cannon, the beam is heart-shaped *
Rouxls: * Was sliced up by his arms *

Rouxls: HARPER!-
Mtt: NO!!! * Uses his Robo extendo arms to keep him in place, trapping him, constricting him. *

Rouxls: Wait- Harper-
Mtt: No! It’s my turn with you and I’m not having some dork ass ruin it!!

Rouxls: Harper?-
Mtt: Ugh, mushy husband stuff, of course.

Rouxls: * Jealous *
Mtt: Oh sweety, don’t be like that, remember, I can do all they can, and more~ * Coils arms around him, then flipping him and mercilessly fucking him *

Mtt: I’ll think about it * Rolls his eyes *

* You hear slamming against metal *

Mtt: * Extends his arm to push you down the stairs on “accident” *

Mtt: Ohoho this isn’t for you~ After what you’ve done, you don’t even deserve to witness it! * Slaps a huge [CENSORED] sticker over your eyes *

Rouxls: Oh? What is it?~
Mtt: * His robotic cock (shut up it’s funny) is not only huge, but also accented with pink, semi see-through part on the side with translucent pink goop in it. It starts vibrating * That~

Mtt: Just wait, my sweet blueberry, I have quite the surprise for you~~

Rouxls: Tch~ * Still destroying robo ass lol *

Mtt: Ohh~ Blueberry, I Think someone might be a bit jealous
Rouxls: How dirty~

Rouxls: * Somehow manages to leave Mtt with a bite mark. Even though he’s made of metal *
Mtt: OHHHHH YYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!~~

Rouxls & Mtt: * Making out so heavily and fucking so aggressively, but it’s so elegant, you could swear they’ve done it before *

Rouxls: It was your idea
Mtt: Stop talking already, penetrate me!

Mtt: I’m not looking hot for YOU.
Rouxls: If you wanna kill the kid sushi is a good way to do it

Rouxls: You can’t, you’re pregnant * Already has Mtt in his lap lol *

Mtt: Mkay that was weird-
Rouxls: Wanna make out?
Mtt: REALLY?!
Rouxls: * Shrug * I’m bored why not

Mtt: ._. that’s one hyper kid-
Rouxls: You’re one to talk

Mtt: OH IS THAT ONE IF MY FANS?! * Loud enough for her to hear over the phone *