Rouxls: When did he get there?-

Rouxls: I- ACK-

Rouxls: * Squee * OH MY GOD!!

( I was expecting her to call Harper mom lmao )

Rouxls: OH!! S-SHE SAID A THING!!! YOU HEARD THAT, RIGHT?!

Rouxls: * Summons one of those paper horn things & blows into it, tossing glitter above him. *

Rouxls: Robert is really soft too :3

Rouxls: Oh, mood.

Rouxls: Soren, not the same kid, same name, different person. Also please try not to romance people who’ll get you into trouble and take your virginity at the age of ten.

Rouxls: * Groan * That little pervert.

Rouxls: Did you pretend to be him?

Rouxls: Oh, you meant the frog. And I moaned your name instead of Hyper

Rouxls: Of course Mettaton is better, he’s a robot who was built for sex. It doesn’t mean I like him more, and you fucked one of my exes, and I literally moaned your name when Hyper fucked me

Rouxls: You’re my husband, you always have a turn to fuck me. Any time of day, always. We’re married, living in the same house, sleeping in the same bed, and constantly next to each other

Rouxls: No, not at all!- I’m crying because I thought I was upsetting you!
* The tv faintly plays a crash and then Mtt screaming about how there’s mud all over him. Then bugs. Then he falls into a bush *

Rouxls: * Turns on the tv to watch that one “nature” show but it’s actually a bunch of blooper clips from Mtt’s camping thing he was forced to go on where he’s falling into bushes, water and mud. He’s seen it a hundred times but it still makes him laugh *

Rouxls: Sorry- I can’t believe myself- * Starts crying again, hiding in the crook of your neck *

Rouxls: * Nods * Yeah..

Rouxls: * Nods, sniffing again * Y-Yes..
Mtt: I-I’m so sorry, I-
Rouxls: I- I need some time, Mettaton..
Mtt: * Sadly nods and leaves the room in a fancy robe that he stole from his hotel *

Rouxls: * Le sniff *
Mtt: Blueberry?- D-Did I do this?- * Immediately soft & sweet *

Mtt: I CAME FIRST, DO SOMETHING, BLUEBERRY!!
Rouxls: * Crying bc he thinks he upset his husband *