Speaking of almost dying, when i was 5/4-ish in my old Tennessee house[TENNESSEE IS IMPORTANT], I had been diagnosed with a ba-a-ad version of the flu, the doctor[a kid doctor nobody else could figure out what it was] had asked my family if we’ve been out of country, and apparently, I had, -Inhale- A HONG KONG FREAKING VERSION OF THE FLU! THIS IS WHY I LIKE PARIS BETTER for French people, SALUT JE SUIS BK ET JE DÉTESTE HONG KONG MAINTENANT

I remember you!

How could I forget? I remember you broski :D

Who is Jesse??? I think you have the wrong reference

I’ve tried but to no avail

Imma try and translate it to see what type I get

Hmm..HMM…HMHMHSICGZIXGCHIZXGHIGZH

Pumpkin and spice, Halloween and nice, And, spray oof anti lice[no idea where I got that from], THEESE THREE INGREDIENTS WERE CHOSEN TO CREATE…:

Draw urself in a pink star knitted sweater :D oh and with maybe this face - w -

Je ne peux pas m’empêcher d’expédier ces deux, Au fait, Merci d’avoir pris le temps de votre journée pour traduire ceci

Prob isn’t y’a birthday but happy birthday!

Oooo dokie

But still, oh no!

So you’re really like a witch? CRAZY COOL! 👍

ITS WAY TOO SMALL-

4 pls!

I messed up-

Or did you mean something different

I’m also a black person =I

Karen: i would like to speak to your manager! Me: the manager doesn’t have time to deal with people who think they’re more entitled than everyone else to put it short, nobody want’s to deal with crazy idiots like you karen, =D