Omg just shut the fuck up what makes you think she gives the slightest shit about anything you have to say? The fact that you think your interesting just absolutely fucking baffles me. Your unbelievable you know that? You know what? Go bother someone, I’m sure everyone else out there would love to hear you ramble about the most boring garbage ever go fuck yourself

My son asked what dark humor was and I said to him “you see that man over there without hands? Ask him to clap.” My son replied, "Dad, you know I'm blind." I said,"Exactly"