Guard 1: *mind* I just don't wanna be near THIS one

Guard 1: But I'll have my eyes on you missy *does that finger eyeballing thing to you*

*guard 1 stares at guard 2 and shrugs* fine. But only this time we'll believe you

ME: *more natural* I'm not lying! Go ahead put me with 682! I'm. Not. Lying!

Guard 1: I think shes telling the truth. This one is strange in the head and will possibly find anything having to do with food amusing *pats my head*

Me: *nervously* Um she doesn't like burgers! She perfers hotdogs!

Me: *whispers but too loudly* What????

Me: *nudges her shoulder* *whispers* Whats wrong?

Oooo I like it!

Me: *Guard 1 slaps the back of my head again* If only I can make you stay here away from me

Me: *to Guard 2* I have no idea

Me: *to Guard #1* Hey do you guys have burgers? Cause if you do I'll gladly stay

Me: Sorry Imma bit hungry

Me: Yea! What do I look like??? A rare ice cream cone with legs???

Me: Umm... Pretty please? With cherrys on top?

Me: We won't say a word!

Me: You don't! You just have to trust us!

Me: *whispers* You should've stayed in it

(they gonna be so confused XD)

Me: *whispers* no stay inside! i have an idea!