Me: *mind* o h f r i k

The guard: alright, well, just to be safe, let's burn the backpack. Make sure none of the chemicals from the scps are on it...

*the woman walks to the backpack and opens it*
There doesn't appear to be anything in here sir.

*a couple of guards notice the backpack*
Hey, since your out here, how about you check that pack?

*a woman in an orange jumpsuit is brought to you and checks your heartbeat*
She's alive.

(Lol)

Another guard: Hey, one of you get a D-class to check and see if that girl is still alive

(Scp 049 should be relatively calm when they're taking him back I think... I have no clue about 049-j tho XD)

*the guards*
Don't move!

*I hide the gun back in the backpack, completely and zip it up again hiding me and whatever else is in the backpack*

*scp lab guards start showing up and surround the scps and me and you*
Me: Oh frick...

Me: Frickin stupid scps... wait how did I get here??

*I turn the gun tip slightly toward 049 and fire at his feet*

(*WHEEZE*)

049-j: Wow! Such good smart patient! This must be good patient because she gives me a present!
Me: this is a gun

*a tiny part of the backpack unzips and the tip of a gun pops out*
Me: Take one more step and I use this

049-j: You take care of that one and I take care of this one, yes! I am a doctor!

Me, still in the backpack: No. I don't want your dang drugs

049-j: Ah, but this one needs more cure, yes!

049-j: I have done that to many patients because they were in need of the cure, yes!