Fantaman : let's ignore him
( fr , she's fucking mank )

Fantaman : now were alone again 🤩
( omg apparently my friend caught his brother wanking off to icespice 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀 )

Fantaman : * throws cuda out the window * problem solved
( https://pasteboard.co/KoG2olqoaWb6.jpg HELP THE TOP COMMENT )

Whwhavsysvsgbwhsnsbwhb

Fantaman : nah , look , u have been sick all over the new rug , that is very cheeky of u , now out u go

Me and my friend started to watch a horror movie a few days ago and it was so awkward at the start bc the guy said ' I love u and I have a condom ' I'm literally gonna cry 😭😭😭😭

OMG HELP I JUST REMEMBERED SOMRTHING FROM YESTERDAY AND ITS DEAD FUNNY
Me my mum and her friends and her friends kids and my brother were at her friends having a bbq and my mums friends cat called George came along and then one of my mums friends said to this 4 year old ' are u gonna tell ur daddy u saw a pussy today ' and then my mum said ' what colour was it ' IM DYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

U have not replied to me nor posted in a long time , the only reason for this I can think of it that ur grounded

I'm gonna kill myself or my brother rn , he got my dad a father's day card with a speaker and it's lasts 6 hours and it's so loud and my brother said u can't take the fucking speaker out bc it will blast glitter all over
Also I'm very hyper and I'm going insane

Fantaman : well that's lovely
( fell asleep bc it were 4am )

Fantaman : u go look , I'm defo not lookin
( https://drive.google.com/file/d/1OrfJu0AaVpVIk1ZGdIXDQZf_wOrvZ7Hk/view?usp=drivesdk so awkward tho 😭 )

Fantaman : * gets off orangey * well shit , no one better have seen everything
( https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Obr864cI5kKYsl7pSfUec2fs1m9hkFgW/view?usp=drivesdk
Bill : hey 😃 wanna hear my impression of u in about 3 second 🤩 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dipper : * wakes up * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😱😱😱😱😱 )

Hehehehehehehehehehe
Let's continue

Peta the horse is here

Zzzzzzzz

https://pasteboard.co/1yvUdiEMvgXB.jpg my second fav song , it reminds me that every thing will be fine and that I should not give a shit about people who hate me

K

Fantaman : idk tho , I just feel like someone's lurking
( yes )

Fantaman : tbh this whole time I have been feeling like someone's watching us
( https://pasteboard.co/prvuICyYEJww.jpg my fav song , can sleep without thinking or listening to this song , it helps me forget about my troubles )

Fantaman : * hugs orangey *
( his names Sampson, he's the song my mum looks after every single day , Sam's owners rich so each day she gets 100 quid so £700 each week , I love Sampson , he's adorable , he only has two years tho but I don't wanna jinx it like I did with meekas death )