Scythes mph- el naturale
Calsifer: no but I can be ur dad, wink wink
Elijah: spits out drink laughing* pddftttt

Scythe: continue.
Elijah: woah buster
Calsifer: u two are gonna be walking bozos after this

Scythe: I like where this is going
Calsifer: slams beer down on table wiping mouth*
Elijah: gulp*

Elijah: grabs beer and drinks*
Scythe: as long as physical contact is made
Calsifer: drinks some strong beer*

Scythe: よくidkそれは私があなたに尋ねる理由です
Calsifer: well hello flash
Elijah: sup, the boos wore off so time to get high again

Scythe: だからあなたは何を考えていましたか
Calsifer: at bar* hey gang
Elijah: sup y’all

Scythe: トップとハイになるのは難しい
Calsifer: zOoM*
Elijah: FASTER
That’s what she said lmao))

Scythe: ploop on bed*

Calsifer: shit shit shit. *runs to motorcycle*
Elijah: DRIVE.

Scythe: FUCK YEAH *walks in room hands up*
Calsifer: uh- lets go
Elijah: sprints onto calsifers three person motorcycle*

Scythe: ッ. 私は高いですか、誰かがただ性交するように頼んだのですか
Calsifer: are- those two coming?
Elijah: I can’t tell what their saying but it seems passionate ✨

Scythe: 私のベッドは作られていませ
Calsifer: yuppp
Elijah: fuckz yeahhhh

Scythe: who 性交したい
Calsifer: he speaks different languages when he’s high.
Elijah: we can go bak

Lmao))
Scythe: calsifer forced us to go to a bar before this. I am high and hiding it
Calsifer: what can I say I like bars
Elijah: hahhhhh

Well I’d say gn ❤️

Calsifer: aye *beer in hand*
Scythe: greetings.
Elijah: sup bitchesssss

Alr

Fuck yeah

Idk who those ocs are but I want in bc they look cool also, yes

I’ve been cleaning all day then ate cake