Scythe: falls asleep*

Calsifer: it’s fine *sits* I’m sure it can wait...

Calsifer: sighs and removes hat and had small sparkly hat* I am a- cOuGh- prostitute- bc I cant afford to lose my house and I’m late to an appointment and need to leave

Calsifer: u want me to go back out?

Elijah: ......
Calsifer: I said I’d go in not get ‘fixed’

Calsifer: fine. *walks back in and drags tail in mud* *hes an axolotl*

Calsifer: turns red* huff- no.

Calsifer: halfway on motorcycle and swerves into tree before falling on mud again

Calsifer: falls onto mud*

Calsifer: goes back on bike and starts it* n-no I’m good.

Calsifer: falls back on him bleeding out more* ngh..

Calsifer: woozy*

Calsifer: Runs outside While it’s raining and hops on motorcycle* huff-

Elijah: runs out room* cal!
Scythe: still and hiding*

Calsifer: holds hat down and scattered out the door*

Poor man

Scythe: hm
Calsifer: trips down the hall and collapsed half way*
Elijah: holy shit

Scythe: ah-

Calsifer: 二度と性交しない, *puts hand on head and holds hat down and scatters out*
Elijah: wheeze* hahahahHHAha

Calsifer: hits head on the bed corner* gah- shit..