spam: im good at makin' things!
jevs: sup bro
spam: 'ey brother

spam: 's from workin' with this beauty!
(he walks over to his NEO mechasuit and pats it)
she cut of me leg as i was workin' on her weapons!

spam: OOF
'S ALRIGHT!
ya husband's gottn' stronger!
chara: small man :P
(spam is the same hight as her)
(he's smaller than deltarune spamton lmao)

warlock: (almost breaks spam's ribs by hugging him)

(he pops the mushroom hat onto ur head)
(when you arrive, spam doesn't really look different)
(is bc the robot leg is under his clothes, dumdum *imaginary slap across duke's hed)
(btw is the left leg)

warlock: CMON LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

warlock: he lost a leg-
don't worry
he's fine
he made a new one

warlock: we could take the kids over to spamton's workshop-

warlock: rouxls
i'm serious

warlock: LATER

warlock: IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY-

warlock: ,,0~0,, (his face gets all cute and stuff)

warlock: ehm-! ,,0-0,,
ROUXLS I JUST REMEMBERED UUUUUUUH
THAT UHM
UH
THE CAT NEEDS TO BE WALKED-

warlock: stop or you're cleaning up the puke-

warlock: get someone else to fix it, i don't want to anymore >:(
(his cheeks are blue)

warlock: NOT FUNNy

warlock: 0-0
OHMYGOSHAREYOUOKDOYOUNEEDHELPCANIFIXITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

i'm afraid of ants now

let's just say i murdered the royal family, and commited mass genocide

because they existed
and there were millions
my hand smells like bleach bc i poured so much on it, it looks like shigaraki

ok fine
there was an ant nest behind the toilet
a ton of ands crawled on my hand bc i was cleaning the bathroom
i screamed "FRICK", killed all the ants, and used bleach to kill the ones on my hand

ants are scary now ;v;

biiiiiiiiiiiiii

btw
i found the world's most HARMLESS snake

i named her fluffy
she was scared tho and my mom don like snakes so i let her go U-U

al
i won't be gone forever, silly
my job is on my computer
so i'll be on soon
it's one of those jobs i can do whenever
besides
i wanna play on my computer too