(vet)
warlock: hm
can i eat his soul
(the hex/kaard fam knows the "witches eating souls" thing's a myth, he's trying to scare gummy)

warlock: (wearing t-shirt and jeans with bandages on arms)
so
what should we do with this bubblegum bastard
(sorry, we were picking up the pets from banfield)

warlock: bye (grins)
(the duke kicks down the door)

(his eyes glow)
warlock: NAH
(they multipy, grow longer and wrap around you)
(he cackles and flinches bc of his lungs)

warlock: go ahead!
(it multiplies)
it doubles if you kill one
it's dark magic, stupid!

warlock: oh?
(he opens his mouth)
(a HUGE centapede crawls out and attacks you)
hm
dark magic kinda hurts-
now i remember why i hate it

warlock: (scary cat fangs) YEAH, MINE!
(he hisses) YOU BASTARD
oh wait
(he sneers)
you don't like bugs, right?

warlock: i'm taller than him
*ehem*
7 feet tall isn't shorter than 6'7, idiot
and i'm going to do everything in my power
to make sure
you don't displease rouxls
BECAUSE HE LOATHES YOU

warlock: you're the bitch here
(coughs up blood)

warlock: shut up
i've almost died for his sake
he sulks because i'm always getting hurt protecting my family
i'm not sure you've noticed, but there are dark assasins after my family
specifically him and sans
SO. SHUT. UP!

no
he just was upset bc he wasn't getting attention from his husband

warlock: *COUGH* *HACK* ugh-
where am i
ow my head-
and... arms-?

soooo
the warlock was never found
however
he's somewhat healed

but he's gonna have lung problems for a little bit
also jevs is temporarily confined to a wheelechair XD
he can't do anything ٩( ᐖ )ᵂᴴᴱᴱᶻᴱᵀᴴ

the warlock was kidnapped by gummy
._.
and he's being tourtured
he has a bunch of burns on his arms
the duke WILL find him
no matter what

spam: what the F-
jevil: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHERE'S GASTER?!
(poor little papy's scared out of his wits, he's crying)

(gummy's covered in blood)

(hjkgjbvjhbvhbj fine i'll just hug my squishmallow. after work and skool)

(he looks dead)
(plus he's bleeding, and his arm snapped when he hit the bottom)

(ditch. he won't really die)

(gummy's hiding behind a bush)
(the warlock doesn't notice him)

(either fight him, hold him randsom)
(or uuuuh)
(i relize we haven't stuffed anyone in a while *gets mega-bonk for beng horni for that crap*)

warlock: {=-= no fair u get his attention-}
imma step out for a little-
(he goes outside)

(nods)

spam: (fixing a gear in his leg)

warlock: no-
(jevil's entertaining the kids)

(i've drawn him)
warlock: (maybe a bit jealous of spamton)