warlock: IDK
slap this on gumwad
(cheese slice, lmao)

(he puts on a labcoat and rushes down the stairs)
(i've already designed the lab, lmao)
(i've already designed the entire house-)

warlock: no-
rouxls
WE NEED A PLAN B!
TO THE LAB IN THE BASEMENT!!!!!!!!
(he's still a gaster, lmao)

warlock: see, gumwad
he's mine >:)
(he snuggles his husband)

(he does his thing)
(after ten minutes, he's done)
(panting's bad for his injured lungs)

warlock: (he sneers at gummy as he summons a few magic hands)

(you know what they do)
(he continues as he puts you on the couch)

(he slips a leash over your head, and tightens it)
(he gives it a hard tug)

warlock: since the kids are at school
you can do anything to dive him away if he comes back~
(he comes back to try again)

warlock: ew a wad of gum-
(he's talking about gummy, who just tried to kidnap duke)

you alive-

warlock: rouxls- (you reach for his chin)
NO MORE (he pushes your hand away, blushing a furious shade of blue)

warlock: mh- (finds himself purring)
hey wait this is MY house =_=
anyway i'm still upset about my cat-

warlock: so rouxls
care to explain why you snuck a cat in the house?
a MALE cat?
(he pulls out the handsome white cat with stunning blue eyes)
my cat's pregnant now >:T

hi

warlock: oof it's getting late-

warlock: better see a doctor!
(he used to be a scientist. nobody but chara knows that)

warlock: YUP, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
(he chuckles)
(the kids are giggling, including chaud)

warlock: i can be worse~
(he snaps at the cockatrice flock, and they all peck and bite)
(wispering) too bad it's illegal to own venomous cockatrice, so this is a lie

HEY GUMMY, THOSE COCKATRICE ARE HIGHLY VENOMOUS!

warlock: (whistles)
(a flock of cockatrice swarm around gummy, squaking, clucking and hissing)

warlock: hm
but dear
how shall i eat it?