whyld: oh but i am
mother hated me
she said i was...

horrifying

whyld: (looks like kyle, but with seagreen skin, a streak of black in his hair, and the king's uniform is dark green and light blue) are you sure? (he has the same menacing curl in his voice as gaster)

gaster: oh?
that kaard that fell off a cliff at the age of 12-
he's your brother
older brother
he became king of the 5th world
I HELPED HIM

gaster: hilarious
(he grins that creepy grin)
did you know
that your older brother
who's presumed dead
isn't what they say he is
(whyld kaard. one of my OC/CBs lmao)

gaster: hello smurfy bastard T_T

wanna...

rp?

konichiwa :3

but i gtg soon;v;

done

ok-

idk how to friend-

WHAT IS IT

.0.

vjghknbvhjgkhjn,bhkv
when u gon get ur stuff bacc

i wanna show u my p r o d u c t s

warlock: he's 12. almost 13.
PLUS HE CAN TELL IF YOU'RE LYING-
wait-
(he fills the holes in his hands with magic and presses his hands against his mouth, and makes a loud sound simalar to the whoopie cushion)

warlock: no
you laugh at them all the time
espetially when sans does it with that whoopie cushion of his-

warlock: ._.
you laugh at fart jok-
(you clap a hand over his mouth)

walock: ;v;
but-
it's funny-

(he becomes a turd)
warlock: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ow- i'm fine-

warlock: do it, dear (yup. he's a gaster. TRUST HIM!)