half my thumb nail almost got ripped off by accident
i don't usually cry from pain, but i was crying
and i almost puked

IT HURT

gross

me: i do not-
if i had my way gaster wouldn't still be thin af
gaster: NO
me: SHUSH
if steve had re-romace with rouxls
he'd be cheating on HIS wife
and stars would be even more broken bc his husband was already hit by a car

me: fine
fine
you can use it with reddit
nothing outside it
gaster: T-T CAN I GET OUT NOW
PAY UP AND LEMME LEVE

gaster: he would DIE.
me: that can't happen
I DIDN'T MAKE HIS URGE TO KILL
SOME OTHER ARTIST DID
I'M SERIOUS
HE WILL KILL STEVE
gaster: i feel like i'm violating the 4th wall-

me: they can only be friends
DEAL?
oh wait imma ghost you can't shake mah hand-

me: ah ok-
what do you mean "back together" tho-
and uuuuh
if you mean romantically

stars is a yandere
gaster: T-T the ghost speaks truth-
ANYWAY LEMME OUT
(he becomes a realistic skeleton as i swear at him in ASL)
how do you know how to say that-
me: i might not know sign language
but i know how to fingerspell a certain insult in ASL

me: (ghost)
(u can't see me, but gaster has paranormal vision, so HE can)
WHAT
gaster: who tf is this child-

yucky

gaster: ;-;
(FRIKIN KNEELS)
WHAT
WHAT IS IT

gaster: NO
I'LL EVEN LET YOU DRAW ME-
*he shudders*
like "that"-

gaster: ANYTHING (deasprate face)
(hehehe *uses the face for memes*)

gaster: *anime shock*
wha-
I'LL DO ANYTHING
SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE SURE SANS DOESN'T BURN THE WATER WHILE PAPYRUS IS AT COLLAGE-

gaster: then get me out T-T
stars is going to hate me-
aaaaaand my project's ruined-
;v; i bloody hate you, you bloke-

meanwhile in court*
gaster: it wasn't my fault
judge: but you pushed him
gaster: well yes-
judge: and you attacked a human child-
gaster: *sigh* yes-
asgore: wait-
oh nevermind i can't afford a bail-
gaster: *anime shock*
judge: yep ur goin to prison
gaster: ;-;
(meanwhile in the slammer)
gaster: i look horrible in orange
and i'm cold (he has short sleeves rn. he gets cold easy)

gaster: no- *he chokes*
(the police grabs him)
police: sir, your under arrest for child abuse and murder
gaster: HE PLANNED THIS (he snaps his teeth at you as he yells)
undyne: sorry doc, the law's the law-
(they shove him in the car akwardly bc he's tall)
gaster: (thrashes around angrily, but gets tazed, so he's knocked out)
undyne: we'll have to see what the king says-
police: and the ambassador-
that WAS a human he attacked-
undyne: i feel bad for the guy-
(they drive off)

gaster: YOU PLANNED THIS?! (he kicks you into a building)
(oh no da PoLiCe-)
(DE POLICE)
(AL THE EBBOT CITY POLICE)

gaster: ._.
what jo-
OH SH*T
(he tries scraping rouxls off the road with magic)
(he's holding the remains, getting himself bloody)
SH*T- DON'T BE DEAD-
nonononononononononono-
NO-
(he drops the guts, curls in a ball, and sobs while laughing)

gaster: looks down* what
(btw i measured gaster's hight. i only go to his middle torso)
(since your shorter than me, you go slightly lower. so he REALLY has to look down)

(why you want me to stip laughing if is funny-)
gaster: 0-0 (holding back that phyco laugh he hates)