(al)
(this is ebbot)
(and we can go back... after we humiliate gaster)

(one walks by)

gaster: T-T
(WAAAAAIIIIT)
(how about)
(something that might make him mentally BREAK)
(hehehhe)
(throw a temmie at him)

gaster: hello
(he's gotten used to them.)
(BRUH HE LITTERALLY WORKS WITH A GOOPY MUTAND DOG)

(GASTER IS STRONK)
gaster: .v.
(try somthing else-)
(something ouside of the laws of skeletal anatomy-)
(HMMMMMMMMMMM)
(i don't have any ideas sorry)

(he has no nerve there T-T)
gaster: ow- (continues on his way)

gaster: (SLAPPPP)
heheheh working hours are done!! (leaves the lab)
(he's in public-)
(ehheheheheh humiliate him?)
(THE KINGS RIGHT HAND MAN? >:3)

gaster: horrible UvU

gaster: horrible. aboslutly horrible
(he's actually trying to make stars preg, but failing)

gaster: NoPe

gaster: nope
but seriously
try to kill me
{PATHETIC HUMAN XD}

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt9Bmc7hnuc

gaster: HAHAHAHAHA

gaster: EW
(kicks her on the back of the head)
(youtube shorts is better than tiktok)

gaster: go ahead and keep trying to kill me though
(he pulls out his phone)
(he's laughing on the inside)

gaster: still not going to kill me
the only button that works there is the button added for decoration
and it litterally does nothing

gaster: that's broken TvT

gaster: (sighs)
that's a stupid way to kill someone
you have very little options left here
you can't kill me using lab equipment, because it's safely guarded by my assistaints.
you can't stuff me to death becasue food's not allowed in the lab
you can't burn me, because this lab has an advanced fire extinguishing system
and you can't suffocate me or drown me because dead people don't need to breathe

gaster: (puts on glasses) i don't like you either. so what?

gaster: huh

ThEn WhY DiD YoU TrY To KiLl Me

gaster: funny
(he's in uniform so he's wearing glasses rn)
(he takes off his glasses)
that's how I came back from the dead

stars: =-= you can eat me... IN PRIVATE

gaster: (takes the pills) it's because i grabbed you, isn't it
how are you even alive-