(the warlock put a pine tree in the living room for some reason-)
(and went back to working-)
(the duke doesn't know what he's doing-)
(he's getting his home ready for christmas, not cheating =w=. just so yk.)
fluffy: (dragon) rawr :P

ah
thas good

oh and goodnight .-.

can harper meet the duke-
as long as nothing happens-
the warlock is the ideal husband, and never, EVER fights with the duke, so there's no reason to cheat on him anyway
besides
fluffy loves visitors

(i swear, if harper ends up here, he's dead by the time the warlock comes home from the market...)
(the warlock's scarier, hotter, and deadlier than stars, and plus...)
(he's as strong as epic!gaster... wich means one punch can cause anyone's skull to cave in)

stars is 67, yes
but he's half kraken, so he ages slowly
he's 35 in his years
his aging slowed at 12
so when he was 13 when he was 26
and 20 when he was 41
and vise versa
he's going to outlive rouxls at this rate QvQ

snow: follows you)
(fluffy becomes dog, runs in and follows you too)
(THE PETS WANT FOOD)

mumu: (gently bites him) mrow
(she bites when she's hungry)

ok keara
lemme tell u smthn

stars is 67, yes
but he's half kraken, so he ages slowly
he's 35 in his years
his aging slowed at 12
so when he was 13 when he was 26
and 20 when he was 41
and vise versa
he's going to outlive rouxls at this rate QvQ

(mushrune)
mumu: mrow
(she bumps her head against a bored duke)

so
the warlock is at the market
unfortunatley, he's been so busy, by the end of the day, he's too tied to *quacc* his husband
and it's been that way for weeks-

gaster: just ate
no thank you

gaster: (sips tea)
or you don't want to die (he shrugs)

gaster: your suspitiously nice for someone who found out i helped write your world
(i can't spell, so deal with it)

gaster: someone died at my lab
and at first i thought it was from an expirament
turns out
my lab is haunted
i taught the ghost two can play at that game
(you do not want to hear how)

gaster: hello

(the man is a mystery😶‍🌫)

gaster: (sipping tea on a random cieling)
(wtf is wrong with this man-)

gaster: (walks up to bell and dimonde) g a y
(dissapears)

gaster: hit or miss TvT