warlock: *siiiigh* i'm a warlock
i prefer being called gaster or alaster-

warlock: (watching the lightners) .3.

tell al that then

yus

she's allowed bc stars re-built the relationship between them
(father/daughter T_T)

keara
the reason i don't like harper x rouxls is because harper made rouxls cheat on stars to get him
that reminds me of a horrible moment in my childhood, wich is one of the reasons my bio mother abused me. she's an abusive, cheating bitch
it gave me PTSD, and when i see that, i remember it, and try to stop it

i'm not trying to be mean, but i'm putting my foot down on this one.
you need to find someone else for harper that isn't married

stars: (still human ._.) honey-
gaster doesn't want harper here

he wasn't given premission
if you really care about him, get him out, or...

*sigh* he'll make him his puppet-
and you've seen what that does to people-

AL

I FIGURED OUT A WAY FOR ROUXLS TO TRULY LOVE STARS AGAIN
make him human for the rest of the year .v.
he's WAAAAAAAYYYY hotter than harper TvT
he's as buff as alaster as a human
and he's a 7-incher
BRO WHO KNEW SOMETHINGI MADE LAST YEAR WAS GONNA SAVE SOMETHING-

i mean
i can tell rouxls likes men by thier looks T_T
harper litterally RUNIED a family by being hot
and that caued the death of two children (nebula and comet Q-Q) (stars didn't kill them, and i didn't want them dead)
so
i'm making stars flaming hot

(i gtg like, in a few seconds)
stars: (crying) what am i going to do-
my husband hates me and cheats on me on a daily basis- he promises that he'll be "just friends", but he lies to me
and he's abusing me emotionally
warlock: (doens't know what to say, so he pats stars' back)
(he wants to make rouxls look like a piece of burnt cheese)
well... cheat on him back
(me and) stars: NO
warlock: hmmm... pretend cheat?
stars: acting's fine-
(cheating bad >:( )
warlock: maybe my friend jevs is uo for it-
he's good at acting-
he used to be a court jester >v<
he's asexual, so nothing will really happen between you two.
stars: can he do an actor's kiss? (a fake kiss that look realistic)
warlock: yup

(so stars proceeds with the plan)

(al)
(not stuffing)
(burnin him from inside out)

warlock: i guess torture would work better than death
(he's not lewd when he tortures someone- he's brutal)
(and i mean force-feeding you strong acid brutal)
(or inverterting spine)

warlock: (pins him to a wall in a "imma keel u" way)
so
are you going to talk?
(red flames are coming from his eyes)

warlock: IT'S ALASTER
(turns back to rouxls, his strong hands on his puny necc)

(damn, alaster, you're one scary dude-)
(hot... but scary-)

walrlock: (takes a deep breath)
(he's gonna do the unthinkable)
(he smashes through the shield like it's thin-ass glass)
(he grabs rouxls by the neck, and looks him firmly in the eyes)
you cheated on stars...
and he's my friend...
give me one reason not to kill you
because you are NOTHING like my husband. he's not as DISCUSTING as you.

(well, they were found out-)
warlock: (doesn't like seeing any rouxls like this with someone else, even if they have a different hairstyle, and doesn't have a burn scar on their shoulder, so his voice is shaky) c-calm down-
stars: I'M GOING TO F***ING KILL YOU!!!

stars: >:0
warlock: ooh boi (winces)
you're in doodoo
stars: ROUXLS!!!

warlock: ...
OOOH
I FORGOT-
your family never celabrated christmas!
spam: (who was in the trees)
(he falls) YA NEVER CELABRATED CRISTMAS?
geeze, that's rough, buddy-

warlock: TvT
oh i dunno-
maybe... it's mid december?
(you're still clueless-)

warlock: (he's out of breah)
(he has a few boxes)
oh-
hi honey-
you're playing with fluffy?-