Drink 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of the liquid.

Hi mom.

You're gonna die.

Thanks for the drink, cat!
*Disappears*

Nah, this shits free.
*Walks away*

The price should be at least $1.50.

*drinks the flavorless liquid*
It's decent.
I'm not wasting my money on this.

$9.99 FOR GARBAGE?!

Nope.

I drank a bottle yesterday.
I'm not liquid.

I drank a bottle of it 3 hours ago
I won't turn into the liquid.

No I don't.
I've drank 3 bottles of the liquid and I've never turned into it.

*drinks it*
*Spits it out*
THIS ISN'T CHERRY
IT TASTES HORRIBLE

I want cherry.
Now.

I'm gonna sue you.

I'm allergic to that.

*drinks rock flavor*
It tastes...
Horrible wtf is this shit.

I'm allergic to all of those things.

What flavor is it!?

My shirt is blue because, it's blue.