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Call me Tropical-fag man
Or figs
I was on this app before you youngins were even born trust me
She/her whatever’s cool wit me I’m just a dyke
Texas/Mexican bitch with depersonalization disorder and who is a little too gay for her own good
Peter: I'm a bit tall -he chuckles. He leans in to kiss Samantha surprisingly gently. He puts one hand on the nape of her neck to pull her deeper into the kiss, letting his fingers entwine in her hair-
Peter: it's much to late for that comrade. You FUCKED her. You KNEW I was in love with her but you still did it!
Peter: well da. -he blushed and tried bringing Samantha close to him. He was too sore to lean down, so Sam being at his belly was just going to have to do-
(Very well then. And what was Freddy going to say? I think the text for cut off) Peter: prepare for a whole can of whoop as little comrade. -he put is hands on his hips- I'm tired of you always making fun of me and my weight, and trying to take ballora aw
(I need to make this happen now ahuhuhu) Peter: -after quite a big of tugging, he finally made it to where he could get himself through. He was quite flustered as the result of it and his belly was quite sore.- you seriously need to consider getting a big
(Jeepers creepers I'm so sorry I'm just kinda mad from a trans joke a 'friend' told me today and it's just my way of venting. I can do something to make Petey calm down a bit if you'd like)
Peter: this isn't supposed to be your baby. I've been loyal and took care of ballora. You didn't. Now I'm going to whoop your metal ass. -he snarled, poking Freddy in the chest- (my cinnamon roll never gets angry)
(You're getting quality content here guys I may have to start charging you) me: MI CORAZONNN Peter: ah. Feel the sting of being betrayed by your best friend me: I THOUGHT WE WERE MORE THAN FRIENDS (I'm such a dumbass)
Peter: YOURE TOUCHING MY ASS (I need to get that on a pillow or something as a quote XD) -he was nearly through. He couldn't believe it. He had come to seduce Sam and do the do, but instead got himself wedged in her window. Some seducer he was.,,
(It would!) Peter: -he went over to Freddy, and leaned down slightly. Being as tall as he was, it must had been terrifying. To make things worse, the Russian was pissed- listen here comrade...
Me: MY HEARTTTT I CANT GO ONNNN Peter: we were your enemies this whole time... -dramatically tosses his scarf- MUAHA
Peter: GAH -his face goes completely red as he feels Samantha get a hold of his ass- EH... -he felt also that he was making progress. If wiggling in discomfort was helping, he'd be through already-
(I know sorry. I haven't had good drama in a while.) Peter: here you go ballora. -he gentle placed the baby in the robot's arms and retrieved his scarf again, wrapping it around his neck-
Me: I THOUGHT YOU PEOPLE WERE MY FRIENDSSSS -dramatically throws myself to the ground but hits my head- oww that wasn't a good idea Peter: da, we betrayed you Mikey.
Peter: -blushes and looks down- I maybe... Geez this is embarrassing... -he looks back to see the widest part of him, which was just above the navel, had plugged up the entire window- (the only thing about being as chubby as Peter, is you get stuck easily
Peter: that's what I mean! Someone take this nightmare with them home. He's giving me a headache. He played the recorder with his nose all day and I'm dying. Me: hey, that takes talent
Peter: -gets a random pillow and hits me with it- shut up you weirdo me: THIS IS ABUSE CALL TGE COPS Peter: I threw a scarf at you!