Succ in that air

I love that meme but the Simpson’s is my fav show, along with family guy and spongebob

Fat bet

Peter: hey I’m gay too me: ha I knew it.

Me: tragic. Is he gay

Exactly

Cut his dick off peter: is that your solution for everything

Hooligan

(Sorry I fell asleep) peter: alright! -he took Marshall’s hand and led him to the little donut shop that was nearby. Once they got there he went up to the counter and asked for two boxes of donuts-

Did you kill it

Peter: okay! -gets up and puts a $5 on the table.- donuts! -the Russian seemed adorably enthusiastic about getting the pastries-

Peter: oh my goodness... geez that’s, pretty bad -rubs the back of his neck- do you wouldn’t be interested in getting some donuts with me?

(Tragic XD) peter: sooo... are you single. I am an individual that happens to be single, and cute -giggles-

(Sorry I had an appointment) peter: sorry. I just get nervous. So what’s your name little comrade?

Too many donuts

BEAT HIS ASS

Hey babe

X gonna give it to ya

Peter: thank you~ so, your gay? Or bi? I just want to make sure we’re on the same page here. -the chubby Russian took another sip of his vodka and ran a hand through his hair to move it out of the way-

Peter: h-hullo. I’m Piotr. I just... well I wanted to know if I could get you a drink. You’re really cute and~ -he wasn’t very good with words-