O.O
*just gives u a buncha the liquid* have a nice day :)

omg it's me
YAYAYAYAYY you get a free the liquid
*gives u a bottle of the liquid*

:}

owu

yeh
that'll be 9.99

hi

oh no

gets hypnotized

cop 1: I WANNA ASK YOU SOMETHING

cop 1: I'M NOT GONNA ARREST YOU ;-;

cop 1: WHAT *chases after u*

HOLY SHIT
THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FREE SAMPLES BUT OK LMFAO
gimme the money.
cop 1: hey kid I realized that-
oh shit *RUNS*
cop 1: AMGCSNF WHAT
cop 2: *chases after the liquid salesman*

*is in the ceiling* HEY have you given out any samples yet

cop 1: aight kid
cop 2: have a nice day
both of them leave

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CYA IN A COUPLE HOURS *RUNS AWAY BEFORE THE COPS SEE ME*

YOU WILL. YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. *GIVES U AN APRON THAT SAYS "the liquid is love, the liquid is life" AND YEETS YOU INTO COSTCO*

NO YOU ARE GONNA SELL THE LIQUID WITH ME *takes u to Costco* YOU ARE GONNA GIVE OUT FREE SAMPLES OF THE LIQUID AND THEN TELL PPL "YOU LIKE THE LIQUID?? BUY SOME FOR URSELF" THEN SHOVE THE LIQUID INTO THEIR CART >:(

HEY NO
*grabs you* YOU ARE MY BUSINESS PARTNER NOW (NOT BY CHOICE)
I PAY $1 A WEEK

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