Really your memory is messed up we started dating like a month ago

🖕🏼🖕🏼

I’m an elephant

Nope I can remember when I was born

Well not exactly

Ages ago

No we’ve already broken up dude

''Ello me ol mucker''
Where tf did that come from

Lol

Amazing ''pp'' it’s such an amazing fraze tbh

It’s just the emojis

I was joking

Wow nobody gives a fat shit

Wdym?

What are you ? DRUNK??

I said it was after I posted it

How?

Nope I mean isn’t my grammar so shit

After that I found out that Putin is making them go to war

I didn’t know they didn’t want war before