7 please

K: I think a band aid would work

Josh: nows not the time for jokes you're losing blood at an alarming rate

K: I think it'll clot soon.

...

K: *falls onto couch* alright I guess its plan B- *takes a towel and wraps it tightly around the chest* that should do something...?

Kris: pressure-?

K: yeah, it should work.

Kris: ...

Parker: what do I- what... I can't use... I have to do something!

Josh: there's nothing that you can do Parker, she's gonna be fine.... I promise.

Parker: ...I trust you guys- *exits room and sits*

Kris: lol who's hosting her funer-

K: shut the hell up me

Kris: yeah I think thats for everyone :>

Josh: i- uhhh.... *puts water over the whole chest* healing...?

Kris: bro what-

Josh: *drops the water* i don't know...

Parker: whatdoidowhatdoido-AH- *runs outside*

K: I think I'll just uhh... lay down... and not do movements.

Kris: smart? poor Parker is scared-

Kris: the hell- how?

K: can you just heal this-

Kris: I cant interfere with a timeline you bum-

K: dammit. devil that wont-

K: there's a slash in my chest I don't think-

Parker: *freaking out*

K: just uh... go get Kris I guess? ow-

K: so uh johnny went on a vacation to some place but I think they returned...? apparently their pretty good with melees and throwing daggers-

Kris: oh yeah that guy I made a while ago

K: ...yeah. them.

Kris: I forgot they existed

K: ...kay.

Parker: HAH! *slashes kris*

K: ...ow.

Parker: oh god I actually hit you?!

K: yeah-?

Parker: oh my god- are you alright?!

K: no?

Parker: kris I challenge you ;)

K: oh god alrighttt

Parker: *dashes to kris, jumps and slashes* HAH!

K: well uh. this is what is called a "counter."

Parker: a wha- AHH- *jumps to the side*

K: maybe jhon can train you at some point...

Parker: who

K: someone who's good with melees

Josh: eh. *jumps in water to fall back to the apartment*

Kris: im gonna be right back, i gotta change back into my actual form- this avatar makes me feel uncomfortable...

K: alright you do that-

Parker: *pulls out a sword again and goes for kris* NGAH!

K: *blocks it and counters* well I win.

Parker: DAMMIT!

K: you have a lot to learn.

Parker: Hey, im good with swords! I just wasn't ready...!

Kris: alright sure kid, im gonna head back to the apartmentments. *exits the cafe*

Parker: I honestly don't knoww... *takes a sword outta the ground* sword fighting? ;)

K: *puts the sword to parkers neck* i dont think you're cut out for this stuff

Parker: d a n g .

Parker: ...yeah...

Kris: who'd ya kill?

K: hopefully its one of the soccer moms :|

Kris: wha-

Parker: thats the one rule of alchemy- I'll uh... make you cupcakes...?

Parker: glad you like it!! Devil, what would you like? I can make you anything.

Parker: *tosses a bowl of spaghetti to creator* hopefully you like it.

Kris: I'm sure they will.

K: kris you don't know everything, who knows if she messed up a spice :|

Kris: Kris, I killed 15 versions of you to get this finishing form. I can reset you at any given time- you have no power

K: dang uhHh

Kris: I'm gonna grab another coffee :D

Josh: hey, im not in the mood to half die again

Parker: wait sauc- GOD DAMMIT *pulls out a tomato and other things* ...I'll be right back.

K: how did you forget sauce...with spaghetti?

K: simple science- f i r e b a l l. *ducks*

Josh: oh not this again- *sends water at the fireball to evaporate it*

K: *gets back up* ...why didn't you do that the last time

Josh: I was talking to my kid-

K: ok.

Parker: spaghetti? *hands it to kris*

K: amazing 👏

Y e s

Alex: hm? oh- *poses* : |

K: you both are the weird ones

Kris: I have to agree :>

Josh: whats Parker doing-

K: cooking.

Josh: she threw ingredients into a circle made out of chalk.

K: cooking.

Josh: WHY IS IT GLOWIN-

K: I gave you the answer. C O O K I N G .

Josh: .

Kris: eh, i don't wanna mess up their minds. they probably don't wanna comprehend half the stuff I told them to do without them knowing.

Alex: oh, just a small landscape. cherry blossom trees with water flowing in the back.

Kris: *tosses a large coffee to Creator* yeah this'll probably do. pretty strong coffee.

Parker: I'm gonna head outside to run around at the park, and maybe test out some alchemy :D

K: you can technically make a meal out of it. its technically equal exchange.

Parker: ooo, thats an easy way to cook. *walks outside and into a store*

Alex: let's see... *goes up to a whiteboard and draws a little something*

Kris: how have you guys not gotten kicked out yet for doing half the stuff you did

Alex: the few people who work here don't pay attention to this stuff.