so anyways a kid ran into my weapon circle (with police tape around it) so I needed to scream at the top of my lungs cease fire- this kid asked me for a cracker. apparently its an ongoing joke with his friend...? Idk it was sure something

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Josh: the hospital called. Kris is doing great and is getting stitches tomorrow.

Ayden: oh shoot. this is actually the happiest day of my life knowing that a friend is good-

Alex: bro don't you have a girlfriend or someone

Ayden: i-

Alex: pfft

Kris: *opening the door* damn I forgot no guns were allowed :|

Josh: yeah... maybe you can use a slingshot?

Kris: man I don't wanna kill squirrels

Josh: uh- alright.

(The internet is so spotty up here :/)

Josh: well kris is gone, ya don't need to worry about it. oh shoot.

V3: she left her eraser above me-

Josh: uH- how do we...?

Kris: *yelling from the bathroom* you don't. simple.

Josh: ...ah.

Kris: oh well heading out byeeeeee- *throws on a hoodie*

Alex: hiking, right?

Kris: mhm. I'm assuming none of you would like to join me soooo~ peace.

Alex: I'm good...

Josh: depends on where...?

Kris: up a mountain 81 feet in the air. I wanna look for moose along the way.

Josh: I'm good-

Kris: really? weak. *pulls out a bb gun and walks out*

Kris: sup diego. *flicks the eraser at diegos side* heh, don't worry. I cant harm ya. but they cann~ I love messing with ya. alright I'm gonna throw on some clothes to go for a hike. *goes into a bathroom*

Parker: but I'm a kid trying to be a pacifist-

Kris: oh I'd never give them such power. *slides creator a few erasers* :>

Alex: well Parker claims to be fine.

Josh: well uh... whaddya say to her?

Alex: stuff about how its not your fault. And how kris kinda got herself into that situation. She said that made her feel a little better about herself soo... but she's still worried.

Josh: oh. thanks, Alex. maybe we can call ayden to do some work with her...he's pretty good at making people feel good.

Alex: mhm.

Josh: is she still sitting out there?

Alex: yeah, I think she wants to be alone for a bit, just to think about... things.

Josh: ah, alright.

V3: are we not gonna talk about how I almost died-

Kris: nah. you are made from a reactor or some stuff. you're good.

V3: :|

Kris: now, be good while I do stuff. *draws a tiny platform to hold the eraser above v3*

V3: if I move, I die.

Kris: yup.

Josh: oh and robyn, yeah, we are.

Parker: ...I hospitalized someone how could I ever let that go- *puts head down on table*

Kris: the hell did you get that assumption from-

Josh: oh god there are so many things wrong with that-

V3: lovebirds ;)

Kris: ...*tosses the eraser at v3's foot*

V3: GAH-

Josh: yup let's get off that topic.

Josh: *looks out the window* oh. poor soul...

Alex: whats up?

Josh: she's sitting on the bench and seems to be crying-

Alex: aw. *hops out the window*

Josh: oh well, he's parenting-

Josh: wait what- devil where- ...hm. anyways I wonder how Parker is feeling..

Alex: checked on kris, she's doing well.

Kris: ofc I am ;)

Alex: the other kris dummy

Kris: awe.

Josh: sweet, thanks.

Josh: oh, no worries. its fine. ...where'd you go?

V3: sheesh. hopefully she's good? if she's in the hospital that must mean something bad-

Josh: hm. oh and devi- well they're gone. alrighty.

Kris: she's probably good.

Josh: now I'm curious where devil went too :|

Kris: *shrugs*

Josh: judging by that cut... I think she needs to stay overnight.

Parker: dang...

V3: jeez how much did I miss

Josh: too much dummy-

Parker: its hard to not worry about someone I hurt-

Kris: well I guess I'm the filler. *switches avatars into kris' * h o w d y.

Josh: *slowly shaking head* ...no.

Kris: *switches back to the main avatar* your lossss~

V3: *enters the room* damn this ice cream is good. what did I miss- why are you guys staring at me...?

Josh: *flicks v3 with water* bozo.

Parker: ...thanks diego. hopefully they do someth- ...*peeks inside* oh my.

K: *yawn* why is it blurry- where the hell am I

Josh: you're getting taken into the hospital- dont worry. you'll be fine.

K: ...ok. well it hurts to do most things soO *lays back down as the medics bring her into the car*

Josh: weird ambulance truck, anyways hopefully she's good. *waves bye to kris as she gets driven away*

K: ...*gives a thumbs up out the window*

Kris: pfft-

K: I think I may stay awak- *falls asleep*

Josh: err.. hopefully she was just tired?

Parker: ...what else would it be of...?

Josh: oh god uh- don't worry.

Parker: ........oh- oh no...*slowly walks out again*

Josh: when are those stupid medics gonna arrive-?

Kris: yo. Kris. oh wait she's asleep. thats tough. she's gonna clean my couch- it looks like a crime scene. well it kind of is.

Josh: wha- THATS YOUR MAIN CONCERN?!

Kris: yeah.

Josh: ...

Kris: she'll be fine as long as some medic arrives

Josh: ...when will that be

Kris: dunno.

Howdy

I'm too fragile

my bone would probably go into 15 pieces bumping into a couch ;-,

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K: nah..I don't think i could di- *falls onto couch*

Kris: get up the ambulance is coming

K: ...

Kris: fine- rest.

K: I wonder why healing didn't work... is it because the sword was made out of- ......*gets up and exits the room*

Parker: wha?

K: Parker what material did you make the sword out of

Parker: it was just metal... no other material!

K: ...alright? *heads back in* well we now know that she just slashes hard

Josh: I can tell- sit down. they're probably gonna be here soon.

Ayden: how did this mess-

K: sword fighting.

Ayden: without protection-?

K: yeah...

Ayden: dumbass! you could've died- nobody wants that

Alex: : |

Ayden: Alex shut up. Im gonna get bandages for more pressure to get the skin closer- *exits the room*

Josh: I may have an idea of why it didn't work. you guys were using magic on a regular human. I believe the body needs to get stitched up.

Kris: nah I'd just erase her.

K: COULD YOU DO SOMETHING ALREADY-

Kris: I cant. I physically can't. I'm a bystander. my hand goes through you for god's sake-

K: how can I end this- Ayden. ayden knows stuff, right? get ayden

Josh: alright. *dashes up the stairs and knocks on aydens door*

Ayden: yes-? AH-

Josh: no time. *grabs ayden and carries him down the stairs*

Ayden: what the hell happened kris?! and... who are-?

Kris: I'm Kris. she's Kris. simple.

Josh: there's not gonna be another Kris if you don't do something-

Ayden: uH- how do i- I only know cpr and stuff! out of all the people, why me? call an ambulance-

Josh: the ambulance is coming, right?

Kris: ...