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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: alright. Kris pass a stick.

Kris: *tosses a copy machine beside alex*

Alex: what is that

Kris: I thought you said copy machine

Alex: why the hell would I say copy machine

Parker: let's see here... *lines up shot to the tree and takes a deep breath* let's do this. *sends the wooden blade darting to the tree* HAH!

Alex: *looks at parker* sheesh nice shot parker

Parker: thanks!

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: eh.

Parker: *summons a knife* let's test some accuracy of my own. The knife is made out of wood so it won't do that much damage if I miss. Its pretty neat

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: oh hey its the-

Kris: dog.

Parker: hi diego- woah. nice accuracy. *draws something on the tree* don't mind me-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: yeah- ...oh god.

V3: my bad ;)

Alex: . . .*texting kris: why did you ever create this ass*

K: *on text: lol deal with it*

Alex: :|

Parker: *jumps on josh* d a d

Josh: yeah Parker?

Parker: h i.

Josh: ...hi?

Parker: whatcha doing

Josh: oh nothing, just thinking.

Parker: about?

Josh: stuff.

Parker: ...good to know.

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K: cya.

Parker: hmm... we can play a game of some sort?

Alex: like what-?

Parker: dunno.

Alex: very helpful

Parker: I know, thanks :>

Alex: maybe tru-

V3: *holding alex with telekinesis and with hands in pockets* if you mention that horrible game im gonna send you into that water

Alex: I'd like to see you- AH

V3: well now that he's soaked, im happy.

Alex: I'm not : |

V3: bro you have fire, just burn the water off

Alex: oh god not this again

V3: what-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

K: oh uh- hey devil. I'm doing well. apparently metal is in my stomach....? dunno, they need to take it out tomorrow. Nice of ya to stop by, thanks.

Alex: well anyways- hey Josh, whatcha doin?

Josh: *notices alex* aH- nothing. just enjoying the scenery.

Alex: with your head down... looking at the grass?

Josh: ...uH

Alex: eh, I'll leave ya alone. enjoy whatever your doing. *heads back and sits on the bench*

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Parker: eh, its new to you, diego. Heh, you'll get better.

Kris: bro try not to collide onto me next time- *rolls over and moves to a different part of the grass*

Alex: that is the weirdest thing- just seeing someone not able to interact with the world or the people in it-

Kris: eh. what do you want me to do about it?

Alex: :|

Josh: *looks up and out at the water, still in thought*

Alex: I just received a message from kris: "two things. one, im doing fine. two, you just got kris'd." yeah that... sounds like her.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: n e v e r.

Parker: good game diego! you stull uh... need to practice- BUT you were good. *heads back to the main park area*

Alex: *head down listening to music*

Parker: *behind alex* bOo

Alex: *takes out earbuds* heh, hey Parker.

Parker: hey.

Alex: who won?

Parker: I think we did-

Alex: alrighty, nice work.

Josh: *sits on a bench by the water lost in thoughts*

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: ...smart.

Alex: *sits on a bench, watching the horseshoe toss game* heh.

Kris: wait a sec. *looks at her toolbox* ....installing a lock won't be necessary cause there already is one...on the tool box... that i never use... d a n g _ i t

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: its a toolbox with no lock-

Parker: yay! good job diego! now that you know how to play, time to play for real ;) *throws a horseshoe right by the pole* dang

(gn)

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: :|

Parker: close! want me to show you a tip? its like throwing a frisbee. you... *takes a horseshoe and tosses it* see? Just like that! Now you try. You got this.

Kris: *eyes shoot open* oh no

Alex: what?

Kris: I think v3 has my redo tool-

Alex: hm. your what?

Kris: don't worry about it.

Alex: I'll go check out what Josh and Parker are doing. *heads toward them* oh, hey diego. you winning?

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  kris kreates krap.

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Alex: *looks at devil* oh great, another one. *lines up the shot to the head*

Kris: *erases the slingshot* n o.

Alex: yeah makes sense. *chills by kris*

Parker: the rules are simple! closest horseshoes to the pole wins. If its about a foot away, its one point. It you get it through the pole, thats three points! kind of like cornhole. I'll be on dad's side! WE ARE UNBEATABLE!!

Josh: pfft-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: yeah I'm not trying to decapitate you- just testing it out.

Josh: heh, Parker i don't mind at all. Let's head over there. *walks over to the poles*

Parker: its a fun game, you gotta try it some time! oh, alright Josh. *runs over*

Kris: *falls asleep*

Alex: *walking up to the park* ...is she seriously-? *takes out a rock and shoots it at kris*

Kris: I'm a bystander, dummy. I cant interact with objects from your world.ever wonder why I'm a little transparent? now if you excuse me, im gonna sleep. *puts head back down*

Alex: well I woke her up. anyways-

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Alex: *shoots a rock right over devil* id say its done. gotta add a grip though-

Parker: dad and I were about to- . . . Dammit.

Josh: heh.

Parker: we're heading right over there to do some horseshoe toss! its where you need to get the horseshoe on a pole.

Kris: *lays down on the grass*

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Josh: *turns head* Heya.

Parker: joshhhhh where are you-

Josh: whats up-?

Parker: I think Alex needs something

Josh: er...alright...? *looks down the sidewalk* you good?

Alex: im alright, got any thick rope?

Josh: always, whaddya need it for?

Alex: found the perfect stick to make a slingshot out of.

Josh: alright. *puts the rope in water to teleport it to alex*

Alex: *gives a thumbs up*

Parker: *hops on the swings* hmm... what should I dooo.... dadJOSH. Josh. have any horseshoes? there's some poles over there.

Josh: oh yeah, of course. *hands Parker a pair of horseshoes*

Parker: and you're also playing :>

Josh: heh, alright

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  kris kreates krap.

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Kris: its probably true. *takes out a pencil and a pad*

Parker: good luck guys!

Josh: I'll see you guys there. *teleports to the park*

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Kris: if I took one more sip, I would go from Kris to Krystal meth- *walks outside with the group*

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  kris kreates krap.

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Parker: after everything thats happened today... I want to rest. just chill... maybe at the park?

Kris: *pours the coffee down the drain* I see sound ;-;

Alex: I'm up for chilling at the park.

Josh: sounds good to me. I may just make a spear while I'm there.

Alex: how?

Josh: eh, just woodling it down and some duct tape. Its at least something to do.

Alex: alrighty.

Parker: alright!!! *runs outside*

Kris: whats she excited about-?

Alex: dunno.

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  kris kreates krap.

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Josh: eH. dunno.

Parker: *jumps on Josh's back* hiii

Josh: oh hey there Parker! where... were you?

Parker: chilling outside-

Josh: alright! *puts Parker down*

Kris: *takes a sip of the coffee she left on the table* ...the hell

Alex: what

Kris: did someone do something to my coffee-

Alex: well if it tastes like colors, probably.

Kris: nah bro this tastes like shapes ;-;

Parker: *sits on a couch* what should we do...

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  kris kreates krap.

✨The weird artist ✨️

Ayden: diego what-? anyways I'm gonna chill at my apartment. call me if there's any news I should know about.

Josh: will do. cyaa.

Kris: oh damn sorry about that v3- I forgot you were uh... still there.

V3: ...

Kris: *takes the eraser and erases the platform*

V3: thank god

Kris: I am your God ;)

V3: ...I uh... you're not wrong...?

Josh: wait devil where did you go after Kris was called in-? If you don't wanna say its fine

Alex: why are ya so curious?

Josh: dunno.

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